I'm back, and in a sloppy mess after losing a bet.

Watch me take an array of generously-heaped creamy pies, all vibrant and enticing, with each and every one spattered into my face. Despite my misfortune, I cannot deny there's an element of enjoyment in the experience. After my pies, I have a rather enticing chocolate trifle. Being on a calorie-controlled diet, it's only right that I end up covered in it. And so I pull forward my boxers and dollop the whole lot inside, resulting in a wonderfully creamy sloppy mess all over my cock.

I love how it feels, and my enthusiasm shows. It's hard to resist the sensation and so I stroke and squelch the oozing slop around my underwear. My boxers seem to get tighter the messier I get.

But that's not all. The terms of my forfeit dictated a gunging. And I duly oblige, releasing a deluge of lumpy green slime from above. As it cascades down, I want to play, and I stroke myself as I'm gunged over and over. Soon my cock is released as I play, my whole body covered in thick green slime.

Please not, my face is obscured throughout, but all else is on display.