"Snotty Princess! Claypit!"
Part One of three. The King wants a bride, but can find no one suitable, so he consults the sorceress Maia. Instead of waving her wand and magically sending him a girl, Maia devises a test. Maidens who wish to be Queen must retrieve a tiara, which just happens to be at the very bottom of a claypit.
The first contestant is Blossom, Princess of the Kingdom of Plenty (Nessie). She shows up in a billowing red taffeta gown and a poofy slip. Princess Blossom is a loser. She does not get under the mud. In fact the dress practically acts as a flotation device.
She does manage to get about to her neck, though, kind of anchored in place by all that fabric. The gown gets trashed, she loses her slip in the mud, and her beautiful long wavy golden hair (okay, we confess, it's a wig!) ugh, gets full of clay.
Whining "Eeeeeeeew!" all the way, Blossom is forced to exit the claypit in defeat and disgrace with no tiara and no chance to be Queen. But don't worry. Part Two is coming. You know there's always more than one applicant for a job like this!
File count: | 1 |
Total size: | 88.31MB |
Runtime: | 8 mins, 40 secs |
Released: | 4/05/10 |
Produced: | 2004 |
Views: | 5586 |
Scene ID: | 919 |
Tagged: | Female |
Issues? | Report |